(via that-filipino-kid)
- me @ my skin: can you chill out?
- my skin @ me: can YOU chill out and eat some vegetables and stop crying all the time?
- me:
8 years ago on October 26, 2015 at 12:46am
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
8 years ago on July 13, 2015 at 02:23am
8 years ago on July 13, 2015 at 02:15am
Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls
Wake up America
(via spongebobssquarepants)
8 years ago on July 07, 2015 at 03:41am
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