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  • me @ my skin: can you chill out?
  • my skin @ me: can YOU chill out and eat some vegetables and stop crying all the time?
  • me:

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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teamslacker:

*posts a selfie*

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butterpopsicle:

Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

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human:

trying to make plans in a group chat 

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monochrome-miku:

“Hey guess what”

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“No you have to guess”

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promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

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pinkmanjesse:

*tries to get 7 hours of sleep in under 3 hours*

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